escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future

(Source: meladoodle, via hrohrs)

gurlfriend: happy fathers day

bf: but im not a dad

gf: :)