tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via hrohrs)

shit

meladoodle:

my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future

(Source: meladoodle, via hrohrs)

gurlfriend: happy fathers day

bf: but im not a dad

gf: :)